Friday FishWrap™

It is the Third Friday in Lent. 30 days to Easter Sunday

Welcome to Friday FishWrap™, your weekly email filled with this week’s efforts from the staff of The Global Exclaimer.

From The Theological Armory

A man named Stephen Kent asked a question in that part of the Substack App where random stuff just shows up (you know the section in the menu bar that looks like Home Plate on a baseball diamond), and it forced art out of me. Well, an attempt anyway.

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Beauregard Wants to Know

What’s up with chia seeds?

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Elon Flees Substack

Earlier, I had reported that Kekius Maximus Musk had followed me. It appears the klieg lights of Substack notoriety were too much. Or maybe he was just checking out his X née Twitter rival Notes.

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If It’s Trending, Should You Care?

Paddy Keyk says, “No.”

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