Friday Fishwrap
Happy New Year. Today is Friday, January 10th and this is your weekly recap of all things Glob.
Welcome to Friday Fishwrap™, your weekly email filled with this week’s efforts from the staff of The Global Exclaimer. Join Beauregard, Paddy, and Mark as they observe, ponder, and Exclaim.
Today is Friday, January 10th.
California is burning, Jimmy Carter has passed, and it’s snowing in Carrollton.
Meanwhile, Substack has added social media feelz to their platform, and the result is that Many Hot Babes Want Me.
De-Crapinator™ Activated!
The Glob’s Patented De-Crapinator™ was activated. Mongo asked a metaphysical question about optimism and pessimism following a communication from Supreme Chaplain Archbishop William E. Lori. Usually the De-Crapinator™ is used to de-crapinate some effluvium found on the internet. However Mongo asked an existential question ahead of the elections, and the De-Crapinator™ attempted to reply. See the De-Crapination here.
This Week’s Globservations
Follow the link to find the latest Globservations from Beauregard.
The Canadians aren’t laughing
Trump be trolling the Canadians, talking about what a good idea it would be for Canada to be the 51st state. Everyone says it’s a joke. But the Great White North does not think it is funny. Read our analysis here.
The View from here is horrible.
I restacked the following from someone else, and it has become far and away the note with the most “likes” and multiple restacks. It seems to resonate with many people. Find it here.
At the Sign of the Screaming Monkey’s Head
Episode 7 has arrived. If you are new to this story, you can start with Episode 1. Or you can just go to Episode 7. Your choice. But choose wisely.