Many Hot Babes Want Me

Or something

CARROLLTON, TX - Cradle of Civilization (GLOB) — If I were to complain about Substack it would be this. The advent of Chat and Notes has caused many hot babes to want me. It’s quite a burden, let me tell you.

I would post pictures, but then I would have to explain to my wife why many hot babes want me and why I have their pictures readily available. “It’s for my art honey!” Like this one:

I rendered this one more or less harmless

Let’s just say they are doe-eyed bosomy beauties that want to get to know me.

Probably the worst thing is that several have subscribed. I thought I was doing really well there for two weeks in December.

But, no. Most of their profiles have vanished. So, I am in need of at least 5 more subscribers before I delete my erstwhile hot babe subs.