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Doreen Brown's avatar

How about getting your kids up early and giving them some outside chores for a few hours a day? How about starting them off as infants in a dark and quiet place where they feel safe? Maybe a bedtime bath with a little lavender and some bedtime prayers? Too radical? Well, how about a CBD gummy then?

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Mongo's avatar

Or... a mild THC one... Hahahaha

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Mark Connolly's avatar

I think you are right. Get them up early and doing something physical and productive. I think the safe sleep space and prayers are a good plan also.

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Elizabeth's avatar

"Don't give your child benadryl to fall asleep- that's bad parenting!" Same person, different day, "Melatonin works wonders for my little Bobby!" Sure, benadryl is a bit more potent and has documented long-term side effects when used repeatedly, but you catch my drift...

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Mongo's avatar

Better living thru chemicals dude, whhhhoooaaaa.... farout man!

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