Friday Fishwrap
It is the First Friday in Lent. 44 days to Easter Sunday
Welcome to Friday Fishwrap™, your weekly email filled with this week’s efforts from the staff of The Global Exclaimer.
Kick off your Lent with this Theological Consideration.
This week Frater Bovious discusses, what do you do if you have a pig that knows that it is a pig, and knows that it knows that it is a pig?"
Some Fun For Ash Wednesday
CARROLLTON, TX—Cradle of Civilization (GLOB)—What do you do if you have a pig that knows that it is a pig, and knows that it knows that it is a pig?
Paddy Keyk discusses Fox News in
Fox in the Hen House
You’ve probably heard the saying, “That’s the fox guarding the hen house.” It refers to the problem inherent in asking someone or something to guard a valuable that it naturally wants to take. Nature will prevail. The fox will eat the eggs.
Beauregard wants us to focus this Lent.
Silly Quibbling
Regardless of preferences, the Real Presence does not fluctuate based on language, ritual structure, or atmosphere. The Eucharist is Christ, whether received at a solemn High Mass with Gregorian chant or at a simple weekday Novus Ordo Mass in the vernacular. Or off the hood of a Jeep.
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