Friday Fishwrap

It's been a slow week at the Glob, despite everything actually going on. Long form articles are in process regarding Biden, Trump, California fires, and cease fires. Meanwhile

Welcome to Friday Fishwrap™, your weekly email filled with this week’s efforts from the staff of The Global Exclaimer.

A PSA - threat of a promise

Or promise of a threat

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De-Crapinator™ Activated - 1/19/2025

Kamasutra Harris had a question about Biden’s farewell address. Did his administration add 17 million jobs?

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The electronic fish wrap on which this newsletter is printed was ethically sourced from renewable quark farms. Not very many electrons were lost during the manufacture of this page, but those that were, sacrificed themselves willingly and count themselves blessed.

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