What will happen if Trump pushes for 3rd term:
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Obama Selects Satan as Running Mate
SEVENTH CIRCLE, Hell - Satan today accepted Barack Obama's offer to be his running mate in the upcoming presidential election in the United States.
When questioned about accepting a subordinate role, Satan was dismissive.
"Look, you gotta love him. He's brilliant. The man says 'Real Change' to a thousand people, and a thousand people hear what they want to hear. They fill in the blanks! Real Change means something different to whomever hears it. His genius is that every single person believes the Real Change he is talking about is the one THEY want."
He spat admirably at a lesser demon and added, "He doesn't have to be specific. That's impressive."
Responding from his demesne in Illinois, Barack brushed aside concerns regarding the qualifications of his running mate. "We need change. Real Change™, which we intend to bring into existence by any means necessary." Beaming at the crowds, he added, "Learn to love me."
Postscript: Why Stop at Three?
Humans, why stop at three terms? Why even hold any other elections? Who says a term is 4 years? The Constitution? Please. Besides, I’m always happy to be Vice.
—Satan
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