Terminated

For Just Cause

BREAKING NEWS!!

Joe Biden was dismissed today after an investigation by the White House People Department.

DATELINE: White House

Aides carrying out Former President Biden’s office supplies

Joe Biden was summarily dismissed for “Impersonating a President.” A source, commenting on condition of anonymity and immunity and a Swiss Bank Account said an investigation by White House HR Force One a division of The Office of Human Capital Acquisition and Exploitation (OHCAE) had resulted in this historic conclusion to a very interesting administration.

VP Kamala Harris could not be found for comment, having reportedly fled to a country with which the United States does not have an extradition agreement.

Meanwhile the rest of the country has carried on as if the lack of leadership at the top was “business as usual.”

“Nothing has changed, it is business as usual, all according to plan.”