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For Bowling Buffs - Bowling in the Buff
March 5 (UPI) -- A Pennsylvania naturalism group announced bowlers will be able to roll in the nude at its upcoming "Balls Out Bowling" event.
The Pittsburgh Area Naturalists are hosting this event. Participants must be nude, except women can wear bottoms. The event will be held April 28th if you are interested. I’m not sure how they vet nudists, though, so be sure and bring your bona fides in case you want to bowl in the buff.
According to the event page, "Sexual activity is not permitted. Nudism does not equal consent and harassment will not be taken lightly. Violators will be asked to leave."
No mention is made regarding the wearing of shoes. But for your ankle fetishists, this could be a problem.
Identifies as a Boxer
MOBILE, AL (GLOB) A dog with a box on its head roamed Mobile for almost a year. Why? you may ask. No one knows, and do you want to pull the box off his head?
Yeah, me neither.
This is Bear before his unboxing.
I found an article, “Cane Corso vs. Pitbull - Which Breed Is Right for You?” This is a question I had never considered in my entire life.
I learned that the bite force of the Cane Corso is 700 PSI vs 235 PSI for the Pitbull. The dogs were used by the Romans for gladiator games and as war dogs. They are reputedly family friendly but not great with small children…
Not great with small children. Can you say Ominous?
The dog was rescued and is named Bear now, and seems to have a happy home.
If you would like to see the unboxing video it is here.
Kevin Bacon tops 450 pounds!
KENOSHA COUNTY, WI (GLOB) - “My wife spotted an unusual shaped figure on our driveway camera walking along our garage,” Jake Molgaard said Wednesday, adding that the bulky stranger “ended up coming right up to our back door.”
Kevin was lured back to his pen with Oreos. “A typical county call,” said an unnamed source at the Kenosha Country Sheriff’s office. The name is the actual name of the pig. That was not my doing.
Lock Your Car Doors
Or you could be a victim too.
LONGWOOD, FL (GLOB) Global Warming Climate Change is forcing juvenile bears into a life of crime. “I know that bear,” said Ranger Smith. “This is more common than you might think.”
Yogi and Boo-Boo could not be found for comment.
From the WTF! files
How many things went wrong here?
I’m waiting for this to be blamed on Republicans or Democrats. Or both.
And finally
Speaking of Florida, if you have not played the Florida Man Game, then do it now.
Just go to your search engine of choice and type in “Florida man” and your month and day of birth.
See you next week.